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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

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ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale…

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Happy Birthday Salvador Dali (1904–1989)

fat-birds:

Cinnyricinclus leucogaster ♂ (Violet-backed Starling) by Nick Dean1 on Flickr.

nakedrussia:

romanorgasm:

hungarysovaries:

saddeer:

three day weekend

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down

jasmineteaaa:

hunnnnie:

nuhhcoal:

chris-baio:

fostershoulders:

mrschriskendall:

sarahfizzy:

cuppacats:

samberrilicious:

youcaneatshitand-fuckingdie:

ihearthandjobs:

telltalespider:

We’re all gonna die

Great, it has to start in Florida.

florida

Oh great, Florida.

i’m gonna go take cover see you all in hell

CLAUDIA WATCH OUT

wtf
I LIVE IN FLORIDA

Hahaha, California will be last xD

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS STARTINGGG!!! GET YOUR KIT OUT GUYS!

I DON’T HAVE A SINGLE GUN MY HOUNSE CLOSEST THING TO A WEAPON IS MY KITCHEN KNIFE.

mynameismad:

colorsoffauna:

Cute Peacock Spiders :)

it’s all like HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HI HI HEY HI

spookyhouse:

peint:

literally me 

ugh same

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windybunne:

you mean……… the suff…..e……..rer.,.,.,/,.,.,……

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murrehtrishoos:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

philsoncoulip:

what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.

it looks sad

is that a regular tie

that is a regular tie 

tied up

as a bow tie

oh my god andrew

did you fucking wear a regular tie

and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie

and try to fix it

sunflowersinthebreeze:

jezebel-in-hell:

monsieurantichrist:

libbywho:

In Victorian times they invented a tea cup to prevent your moustache from getting wet.

I need one.

Because currently my moustache is unprotected.

Practice safe moustache, kids.

Sometimes I look at antiques and wonder why we took such a giant leap backward.  These are amazing.

VICTORIA VICTORIA VICTORIA! 

haleyisnotonfire:

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

pony-questioner:

jaidefinichon:

WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?!?!?

wh

how

It was Satan’s birthday party.